Lois: This can be a great opportunity for you and Stewie to bond.
Peter: Bond... James Bond. I'll do it.
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Famous last words:
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No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for
signs of improvement.
-- Florida Scott-Maxwell
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Peter: Look, you got anything you could possibly want right here, now just eat your cinnamon bun, and stop being a bad dog.
Brian: [gasp] How dare you? How dare you!
Peter: How dare I? How dare I? Were do you think you're going?
Brian: [angrily] Out.
Peter: Hey, you're not going anywhere without your leash.
Brian: I don't need your damn leash, and I don't need you! I'm going for a walk. [shuts door]
Peter: Don't worry. He won't get far without this. [shows something strange]
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It's a fixer-upper. What's the problem? We get a bunch of priests in
here ...

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror
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+rep swish :)

+rep

+ Rep, big Swedish penis

+rep a really cool dude to play with <3

+rep jätte duktig på datorspel.