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Glen Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.
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When I was 16, I thought there was no hope for my father. By the time I was
20, he had made great improvement.
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I'm serious about thinking through all the possibilities before we
settle on anything. All things have the advantages of their
disadvantages, and vice versa.
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>
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You will be successful in love.
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Diane Simmons: Our top story tonight, I have been cast as the lead in the Quahog Players' production of The King And I.
Tom Tucker: In other news, I wont be going to the play because I'm sure it will be lousy.
Diane Simmons: This just in: Tom, you're such a closet case.
Tom Tucker: We now go live to Diane being a ♥♥♥♥♥. Diane?
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River: (trying to eat an 'ice-planet') "My food is troublesome."
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