Recent reviews by Lemon Arsonist

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I loved it when Colt said "IT'S DEATHLOOPING TIME" and then deathlooped all over the loop

THE STORY ROCKS!
SAME ABOUT GRAPHICS!

If you actually manage to play story mode after hours of trying to start this thing on windows 10, then buy it

My father is a METAL GEAR SOLID fanatic. Half ot the apartament is filled with cardboard boxes, this is the worst. About once a month sombeody steps into a raiden's blade replica or Huey's prosthetic legs
that's lying on the floor and it needs to be removed at the hospital because that ♥♥♥♥ is spiky at the edges. I've aleardy had 10 such surgical interventions in my whole life. Last week
i went for some random check-up, and the receptionist told me right away to take my shoe off because she thoguht that I had the blade stuck in my foot once again.

mmm vergil sorry i mean vergil, uh i mean vergil, i meant vergil sorry, i mean vergil, damn it i mean vergil

I love it

and

I hate it

Yakuza 0.

Side-quests: 8/10
Story mode: 10/10
Activities (mahjong, poker, dancing, karaoke etc.): 9/10
Fighting: 10/10

What are you waiting for? Just buy it.

The pancakes were good

MY HEART WILL GO ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN