There's a dumbass between y and i on your keyboard look.

Well m8s we have a problem me ogre ♥♥♥♥ has ran out of onion ♥♥♥ and the only way to get some back is for someone to go to the top of mount ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥ a dragon ♥♥♥♥ and let it explode on your face with fiery passion while Obama watches and wanks of Michelle (because we all know she's a man) while I scream out "ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED" from my ♥♥♥♥ house while I'll be sucking off Ronald McDonald while he squeezes his nose and then I'll say "you're in my swamp now" and my onion ♥♥♥ will be restor.