The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him
love and he invented marriage.
🤔
Professor: Anywho, your net suits will let you experience Fry's
worm-infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
Zoidberg: There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.
😫
<Mercury> knghtbrd: Eww, find a better name, the movie sucked.. <G>
<Knghtbrd> Mercury: The engine is better than the movie
🤧
"He raised his hammer defiantly and opened his mouth to say, "Oh, yeah?" but stopped, because just by his ear he heard a growl. It was quite low and soft, but it had a complex little waveform which went straight down into a little knobbly bit in his spinal column where it pressed an ancient button marked Primal Terror."
(Feet of Clay)
😱
FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #23
Don't cut off a police car when making an illegal U-turn.
🤓

Cheater

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥

-rep cheater

-rep cheater

＊´´''´)
　 ,·´ ¸,·´`)
　(¸,·´　(¸＊♥ 𝓑𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓦𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓼 &
　　　　　𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 ♥〃´`)
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　,·´ ¸,·´`)
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 (¸,·´　(¸＊