name's adolf hitler, and i'll admit,
i shouldn't have touched that little kid.
war crimes are no big deal,
compared to what i'm about to reveal.
snuck up behind the lil jew,
who had no idea what i was about to do.
grabbed her firmly, pinned her down,
before klaus came in, with a frown.
he yelled at me, it wasn't pleasant,
i told him i'd never touch this peasant.
he didn't believe me, and he did defend her,
and now i'm a registered sex offender