The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do
this to my eyes again.
-- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College
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The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.
-- A. Camus
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Only wimps use tape backup: _real_ men just upload their important stuff
on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)
-- Linus Torvalds, about his failing hard drive on linux.cs.helsinki.fi
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"His eyes seemed to be popping out of his head. He wasn't
certain if this was because they were trying to see more
clearly, or if they simply wanted to leave at this point."

- Arthur trying to see who had diverted him from going to a party.
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I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they
could do was to go away.
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Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
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Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
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sand me msg pls

-rep