Swing First Bruh!
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👺 20 Oct, 2023 @ 5:02am 
Prostate Exam 29/10/23. Do not be late. Bulk billing accepted.
👺 10 Sep, 2019 @ 10:10pm 
A 👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class

“What is sex👅👀?”

Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:

“Sex is a 😏temptation😏

Caused by a 😩sensation😩

Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆

Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑

To increase the 👪population👪

Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶

Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?

Or do you need 😩💦 a

👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?

The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱
Chee-Chee 8 Mar, 2019 @ 10:20pm 
He showed me his junk... it's ok. No complaints.
👺 30 Oct, 2018 @ 3:10am 
I have played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥er
B1z 16 Aug, 2018 @ 10:06pm 
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👺 30 May, 2018 @ 2:33am 
you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds on my La-Z-Boy Pinnacle Navy Blue Reclining sofa? you thought you were safe in you chain mail armour behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn't want war, but I didn't start it. Prepare to die peasant