We love you BEEG PEARCE, we do!

I picture shrek taking a normal twinkie with normal white filling and mounting it on his♥♥♥♥♥♥ Then when he splooges, his thick green splooge slowly pushes up and displaces the white cream. He does this several times per twinkie until the white cream has been completely pushed out the other side. The way he knows hes done with a twinkie--now pay attention because this part is important--he will see some of his own green splooge come out the other side, indicating that the white cream has been completely replaced. He is careful to stop IMMEDIATELY when he sees this so as to not waste any precious green♥♥♥♥♥splash. When its all ogre he sends the newly distinguished twinkie back to hostess where they plug the holes on either end of the treat and repackage it as a shrek sploogie--now ready for the shelves in stores across the nation! Thank you shrek!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

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Also reminds me of Hitler...In a genocide sorta way.