Jewish Santa
Germany
 
 
I’ve been around ESEA twice, talked to Few once. Seen two teams throw, been to three Toronto LANs. Know a pugger with a aimbot. I am a hard fraggin, hairy-nutted, rootin, tootin, teammate shootin, demolition double fake planting 9 rws Quad awper.

There ain’t nothing I can’t do.

No ADR too high, no Pug too rough, no bowlcut too tough. I’ve learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a M4A1 bullet. I've met all kinds of nerds. Twistzz, Dizzywi, and even Tarhee who tilts when you don't watch his connector.

Anybody in ESEA deserves to be double dinked through smoke. AK spam is for cowards.

I’m a bot, I’m a quitter, I’m an ESEA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'll run, gun, shun, and go afk when things don't go my way. If your feeling puggy than you better queue because this ESEA pugger has been there, done that and is going back for more.
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