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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:25pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:38pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:26pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:45pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:14am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 10:27pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:35pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May @ 2:44am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May @ 6:37pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:30pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:37pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:53pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:09pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:12pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:16pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:23pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:37pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:24pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 9:39pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:46pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:11pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 4:01pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 8:10pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 8:10pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 8:10pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:11pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:37pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:31pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:32pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:08pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:25pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:20pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:06am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 May @ 6:59pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:09pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:39pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:07pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:24pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:16pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:23pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:24pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:40pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:16pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:31pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:35pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:34pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 8:25pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May @ 2:45am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:25pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 2:42pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May @ 5:43pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:20am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 5:01pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:41pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:45pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May @ 2:45am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:30pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:47pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:47pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:47pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:15pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:45pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:40pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 8:56pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:25pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:16pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:14pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:10pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 May @ 9:17pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 May @ 2:45am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:52am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:25pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 10:32pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:24pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May @ 10:48pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 10:27pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May @ 9:41pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:27pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:37am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:43pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:22pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:21pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 9:36pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:11pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:05am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:35pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 10:46pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:40pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:40pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 9:17pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:09pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 10:32pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:27pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 7:56pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 10:50pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May @ 5:58pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:48pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:53pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 3:18pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:56pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:12pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:23pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:51pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:15pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:30pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:40pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:57pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:03pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:44pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:51pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:27pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:51pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 May @ 7:14pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:29am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:08pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:22am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:44pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:48pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:53pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:07am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 May @ 10:57pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May @ 3:47pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:23am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 May @ 6:41pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:36pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:41pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 May @ 10:56pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:58am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:44am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:42pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:29pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:47pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:10pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May @ 10:48pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:34pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:19pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:15pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:15pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:10pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 9:19pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:26pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 May @ 6:58pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:38pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:57am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:27pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 12 May @ 5:43pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:35am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:14pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:40pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:37am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 20 May @ 9:41pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:34pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:34pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:16pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:50am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:23pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:53pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 3:19pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:38am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 9:21pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:37pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:50pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:21pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:05pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:24pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:12pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:06pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:46pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:49pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:45pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:46pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:02pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:03pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 8:10pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:21pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:55pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:45am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 May @ 3:47pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:51pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 3:17pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 9:20pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:57pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:44pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:11pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:48pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:19pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:43pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:57pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 9:19pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:22am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:23pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:09pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:18pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:17pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:51pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:51pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May @ 7:31pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May @ 10:56pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May @ 3:34pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 5:58pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:52pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:51pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:38am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:10pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:17pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:27pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 May @ 6:58pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 May @ 11:32pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:58am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:41pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:11pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:57pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:21pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:53pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 3:17pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:56pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:15pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:47pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:54pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:09pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:18pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:40pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:44pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:45pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:52pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 May @ 7:52pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:40pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 8:09pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:50pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:11pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:46pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:44am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:18pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:10pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:50pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:39pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:19pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:43pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:07pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:11pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:29pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:29pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:31pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:09pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:01pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:17pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:47pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:49pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:01pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:03pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:08pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:10pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:46pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:13pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:52pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:49pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:03pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:13pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:09pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:09pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:16pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:20pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:16pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:27pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:27pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 5:49pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:11pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:35pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May @ 5:58pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:53pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:29pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:47pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:43pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:03pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:16pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:17pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:06pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:30pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:53pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:57pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:04pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:47pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 8:51pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:18pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:44pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:47pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:52pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:02pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:04pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:09pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:15pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:57pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:10pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:28pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:44pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:47pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:52pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:03pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:08pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:12pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:57pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:10pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:27pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:30pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:31pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:10pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:51pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:52pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:58pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:01pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:56pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:11pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:28pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:07pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:51pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:16pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:56pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:04pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:33pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:21pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 3:01pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:08pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:57pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:33pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:56pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 11:24pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:27pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:34am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 7:34pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:08pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:03pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:52pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:02pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:04pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:16pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:57pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:27pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:27pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:29pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:09pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:15pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:56pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 11:55pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 May @ 2:44am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:27pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:03pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:47pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:04pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:52pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:08pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:07pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:29pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:18pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:58pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:06pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:07pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:07pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 11:24pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:10pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 May @ 6:38pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 8:58pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 May @ 8:09pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:53pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:23am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:58pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:43pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:04pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:57pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:28pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:10pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:58pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 4:19pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:49pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:13pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:07pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:15pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:28pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:08pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 12:52pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:25pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:24am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 12:53pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 7:25pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:45pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:22pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:17pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:47pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:57pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 11:24pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:34am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 4:37pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:23pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:28pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:57pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:09pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:14pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:57pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:29pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:29pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:30pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:10pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:18pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:56pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:58pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:14am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 4:04pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 4:19pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:10am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 6:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 11:24pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:10pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:29pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:29pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:30pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:10pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:18pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:55pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:12am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:14am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 4:04pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:19pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:24am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 9:32pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 8:56pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:51pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:17pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 8:51pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:43pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:02pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:10pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:27pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:08pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:58pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 4:04pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 5:22pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:06am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:57pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:59pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:18pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:10pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:04pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:11pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:04pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:14am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 10:16pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 6:39pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:11pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:19pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:08pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:25pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:25pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:21pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:42pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:18pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:47pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:10pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:27pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:56pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 11:24pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 8:23am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:34am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:39pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:59pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:53pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:26pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:30pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:10pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:49pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:57pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:12am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:13am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 4:04pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:19pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:37pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 9:32pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 8:56pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:09pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:49pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 12:51pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:09pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:14pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:23pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 11:56pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 11:19am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 May @ 2:44am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:04am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:38pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:47pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:04pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:43pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:03pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:57pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:26pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:18pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 11:24pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:27pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:34am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:15pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:00pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:53pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:10pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:53pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:54pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:12am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 4:04pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 4:04pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:26pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:24am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 3:12pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:06pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 8:19pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:22am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:36pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:32pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked