Please, for the love of all that is holy, uninstall. Not just this game, every game. In fact, go one step further. Unplug your router. Format your hard drive. Sell your PC. Take up knitting. No, wait, scratch that, I’m sure you’d somehow manage to lose at that too. Just sit in a quiet room and contemplate how you have single-handedly defied the laws of probability, skill, and human decency in the span of one game.

How do you even go 0/2938 in Farming Simulator 10? HOW? It's a game where the entire point is to grow crops and chill. But no, you somehow found a way to fumble every single interaction like a newborn giraffe on roller skates. Did you plant your tractor upside down? Did you try to milk a chicken? Did you drown in a puddle? Did the wheat declare independence from your farm out of sheer disappointment?

Wow. Just... wow. I am genuinely in awe at the sheer level of incompetence you have displayed. I mean, I have witnessed some truly terrible players in my time, but you? You are on a whole different plane of existence. It is, quite frankly, a statistical anomaly that someone could be this bad. Scientists should study you. Mathematicians should dedicate entire research papers to the probability of your gameplay occurring naturally.

This guy really is

Super Gay

gay