hi, you can send me a trade offer

Batteries not included.
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-- Woody Allen
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The fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip
objects into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air
due to levitation.
Teleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur
if the character does not have fire resistance.
-- README file from the NetHack game
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Bender: Grab a shovel. I'm only one skull short of a Mousketeer reunion.
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No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.
-- E.W. Howe
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Shaman: You must be careful now to end the ceremony properly.
If you leave, you must not do any work, change clothes
or bathe for four