Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.
ㅤ* Two crisps were walking down a road when a taxi pulled up alongside them and said "Do you want a lift?
One of the crisps replied, "No thanks, we're Walkers!"
ㅤ* Little girl: Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?
Grandpa: I suppose so sweetheart. Why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?"
Little girl: Because Mum said that when you croak, we're going to Disneyland.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!