Damn. I just want to find the greasiest, most men’s-magazine style hip Christian pastor with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ walnut oil saturating his thick, uniformly combed hair, and carrying an entire suitcase full of awful, anti-ergonomic wood/metal consumerist ‘traditional manscaping’ bespoke ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, which he never uses except to “impress” his equally lost friends, who all have the exact same suitcase from the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ subscription service “gentleman ♥♥♥ box.” He would read me irrelevant or misinterpreted scripture and patronize me every moment. I will ask him for his opinion and he will refuse to shut up until I acknowledge he is right and tell him his absurd logic is “charming.”

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥ER THAT KILLED YOU!


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