John Pork
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68 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
1,801 hrs on record
last played on 20 May
60 hrs on record
last played on 19 May
BigStewpa60 8 May @ 5:35pm 
Stay Woke yung steppas
BigStewpa60 8 May @ 5:35pm 
They ask me what I love about John. His charming personality? His luscious exotic flowing hair? The way the CHoppa takes a head off? No its deeper than that. Its the way me and bro mixed Za alongside pCp powder and would call the adoption center and pretend we are about to make a dream come true only for their dream to be crushed. Why? Uhh because Obama or Bush never cared and wouldnt let my man make a wish when he suffered from colon cancer. So instead we proceeded with smoking drugs in the hospital and turning dreams into reality.
Marvin Beak 6 May @ 11:51pm 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation-
Tim Cheese 6 May @ 10:04pm 
So you're going by "John Pork” now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a Mclaren 720s guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.
Marvin Beak 26 Mar @ 6:52pm 
Holy im in love with this guy. EZ 4 ENCE ENCE ENCE
mac & cheese 26 Mar @ 4:50pm 
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