Once a German and a Jew played hide-and-seek.

The Jew hid well, but the German burned him anyway.

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The coffin of the optimistic dwarf is half full.

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Black humor is like food in Africa. Not everyone gets it.

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— Dad, what is black humor?
— See that man over there with no arms. Tell him to clap his hands.
— But Dad, I'm blind...
— That's right…

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The pathologist's son taught the teacher from the first time to say: "Did you forget your head at home?"