when u coming back?

After a good game, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We talked for several months, we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and, most importantly, real friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he would come, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he came to my house, I pushed him against the wall and began to bite his ear, I pressed myself against his hard ♥♥♥♥. He pushed me away and then yelled. It turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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If you are a beautiful black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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This guy kind of cracked