Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Love at first sight is easy to understand. It's when a couple have been looking at each other for years that it becomes a miracle.
ㅤ* George Washington said “We would have a black president when pigs fly!”... well, swine flu.
ㅤ* Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!