Yee Rex
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Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.
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Dear Giorno,
Hey, Giorno, it is me... Diavolo. Heard you are doing well. Listen, buddy, while being in this infinite death loop, I've had a lot of time to reflect. I also... don't understand where this is all taking place (?) Am I in an alternative universe? Am I actually on Earth? Because if you are receiving this letter, through my multiple deaths spanning over the course of years and multiple reoccurring landscapes I was able to hide this letter and write a bit more out each time before my death. Hopefully this mailbox will reach Italy, our Italy.

So, as I was saying I had a lot of time to reflect, I am on death #45,731,266! Wow how time flies. I did not know there were so many different ways to experience death. Anyway, I think we have had enough time to cool off. I know that I was the angriest one, really I was angry at myself. I mean, why was I even so concerned with maintaining power and being boss? I never even enjoyed any of the perks. I just spent my time monologuing to literally no one else, and sometimes one other person. I beat up fortune tellers sometimes as a casual hobby, that is about it.

I was an awful employer, and even though Risotto Nero looks like a weird steampunk goth clown, men that dress like strippers shouldn't throw stones in lace-net houses. Honestly, I feel bad forcing Doppio to always carry fishnets and makeup in his pants pockets and telling him it was a 'secret mission.' Well, your Gold Experience Requiem, between the falling off cliffs into burning hot shards of glass and having deer eat me alive, I get what I need to do. FYI, I mention the deer because the herbivore deaths where they eat me alive are far worse than ♥♥♥♥ like lions and tigers. They are designed to eat meat, it is a few moments of agony and screaming, but then it is over. It takes the deer like, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours, to eat me alive.

They aren't designed to do that, it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks, can you maybe tell Gold Experience Requiem to limit it to carnivores? Or you???? I am not sure how your Deus Ex Machina ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ works. So I know you are mad that I killed a couple of your friends. Listen, that is all business. You guys chase me! I kill you! Yada yada yada, that is how mafia works. So I know you have been doing well at my job, maybe hire me back? To be fair you killed that gay couple I employed. They were great for social capital, really made Passione look progressive of all mafias. Narrancia committed a hate crime that day, just an fyi. Also, why the ♥♥♥♥ did you care THIS MUCH. You knew them for like 6 days. 6 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ days. And most of the time was spent fighting and having your bodies constantly mutilated, oh but don't worry, Giorno can heal everyone.

He can do a bunch of vague-ass ♥♥♥♥ that happens and then never comes back. Wow, what a convenient stand. Seriously, what ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bond did you guys form to not only dismantle my entire organization but also throw me into this Lovecraftian dimension breaking nightmare? Jesus Christ... I'm sorry, a lot of pent up emotions. I am not still seething with anger over the fact that I had the arrow in my hand and it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phased through it like a hologram like minutes before Bruno announced that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ he did. That was a suicide by the way, I didn't do that, I mean, I was stressing him out, but we were co-workers, that happens.

Anyway, maybe talk this over with the capos??? Do you even still have those? I know, no drugs, I've been clean for years since I don't get breaks between my infinite deaths. Maybe reconsider this, I will be the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ janitor I don't care, just please consider. We can be stronger together, with my super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing based BTFO stand KING CRIMSON, SECOND TO NONE... and your Gold Experience Requiem which... is very good too. Please don't mention it to him. Her? I don't know, all I know is it punishes me more when I speak. Are you telling it do this? Why is this plot device still in effect for so long??

Anyway,

Love,

Diavolo

P.S.

Hey, so if you decide to keep me in here, can you diversify the deaths a little bit? The last.. like... 600 hundred or so, have been the same. I keep spawning on this ship... that is also a stand??? It doesn't seem really well thought out. And the captain is this Orangutan, no joke, very bizarre. And well, he is a rapist. Every time I end up back here death after death, and he just nonchalantly puts on a captain's hat and him and his ship just really have at me. I mean, this ape is extremely creative, Giorno. He makes it last as long as possible, I'd say I am getting bored of being raped and beaten to death by this shipwright monkey, but he is really creative, I admit. I don't even understand how this stand works, are non-stand users just watching me get raped by a monkey while floating over the ocean?

He shoved a rubik's cube up my ass last time... and solved it while it was in there, that was great..., really made me reflect on my past decision making. These infinite deaths are really productive and meaningful. I am reformed, please believe me, or at least get me away from this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sailor ape piece of ♥♥♥♥. I can't run, the ship catches me. He is everywhere, constant and everlasting. I will take SAW-esq torture or like shove nails in my eyes, just please let Gold Experience Requiem know the infinite deaths are stuck on rapist sailor ape with a stand. Him raping/killing me differently each time doesn't count as a different type of death, that is not fair. I have rights you know, I think? I still don't know where this is all taking place. Thank you for considering.
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NovaVortex 9 авг в 1:01 
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that:)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx
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BEANTHEWEEN 12 июл. 2020 г. в 6:40 
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.