To escape the oncoming era of genocide and terror brought on by the invading soviet soldiers who would doom him, and his family to extensive torture, only for them to eat of his flesh. This would soon become a standard, and would be localized in the industrialistic pigs of America, and will be known as KFC, in fact, it is scientifically studied that those who read too much into my profile begin to wonder what the hell they are doing with their lives. If you have gotten this far, then you clearly have nothing better to do, my friend. Play a game. Eat a sandwich. Get a metaphorical life and sign up for the united states postal service and become your city's next mailman.