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[Chorus]
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi (Sonny Digital)
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari

[Verse 1]
Switchin' lanes and I'm seein' lights, you know I watch the curb
Smokin' weed, you know I'm gettin' high, you know it calm my nerves
Trappin' hard, pumpin' non-stop, the bag I had to earn
You can try, but you might fail again, you know you never learn
[Pre-Chorus]
Came in with a bottle, I was trippin'
And I took a couple shots and now I'm dizzy
It got me burning up, burning up
Insides burning up, burning up (Yeah)

[Chorus]
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari

[Verse 2]
Uh, poppin' meds (Uh) out in the meadows (Yeah)
She like a little red (Uh), in her stilettos (Yeah)
Anytime you live (Uh) out in the ghetto (Yeah)
You try to duck the feds (Uh), they need to let go

[Pre-Chorus]
Came in with a bottle, I was trippin'
And I took a couple shots, it got me dizzy
It got me burning up, burning up
Insides burning up, burning up (Yeah)
[Chorus]
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari

[Outro]
Okay, I pull up— (Okay, I pull up)
Okay, I pull up— (Okay, I pull up)
Okay, I pull up (Okay, I pull up), hop out at the after party
Okay, I pull up (Okay, I pull up), hop out at the after party
Okay, I pull up (Okay, I pull up), hop out at the after party
Okay, I pull up (Okay, I pull up), hop out at the after party
Posted 8 July, 2022.
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Leah from stardew valley: a poem.
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thomas said to him, “Lord, we don’t know where you are going, so how can we know the way?”

6Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. 7If you really know me, you will know b my Father as well. From now on, you do know him and have seen him.”

8Philip said, “Lord, show us the Father and that will be enough for us.”

9Jesus answered: “Don’t you know me, Philip, even after I have been among you such a long time? Anyone who has seen me has seen the Father. How can you say, ‘Show us the Father’? 10Don’t you believe that I am in the Father, and that the Father is in me? The words I say to you I do not speak on my own authority. Rather, it is the Father, living in me, who is doing his work. 11Believe me when I say that I am in the Father and the Father is in me; or at least believe on the evidence of the works themselves. 12Very truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father. 13And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. 14You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it.

Jesus Promises the Holy Spirit

15“If you love me, let me go, If you love me let me go
If you love me let me go
'Cause these words are knives and often leave scars
The fear of falling apart
And truth be told, I never was yours
The fear, the fear of falling apart

This is the beat of my heart
This is the beat of my heart
This is the beat of my heart
This is the beat of my heart

This is gospel for the vagabonds
Ne'er-do-wells and insufferable bastards
Confessing their apostasies
Led away by imperfect impostors

This is the beat of my heart
This is the beat of my heart
This is the beat of my heart
This is the beat of my heart

Don't try to sleep through the end of the world and bury me alive
'Cause I won't give up without a fight

If you love me let me go
If you love me let me go
'Cause these words are knives and often leave scars
The fear of falling apart
And truth be told, I never was yours
The fear, the fear of falling apart

The fear of falling apart
The fear, the fear of falling apart

(This is the beat of my heart
This is the beat of my heart)
The fear of falling apart
(This is the beat of my heart
This is the beat of my heart)
The fear of falling apart

(This is the beat of my heart
This is the beat of my heart)
The fear of falling apart
(This is the beat of my heart
This is the beat of my heart)
The fear of falling apart among us
Posted 8 July, 2022.
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Ori is legit the most fun and heart warming experience ive ever had the pleasure of enjoying. The animation, soundtrack, and story is beautiful and even if youre not into the platforming genre, there is boatloads of, you guessed it Lady Gaga
[Verse 1]
We are the crowd, we're c-comin' out
Got my flash on, it's true
Need that picture of you, it's so magical
We'd be so fantastical
Leather and jeans, garage glamorous
Not sure what it means
But this photo of us, it don't have a price
Ready for those flashing lights
'Cause you know that, baby, I
[Chorus]
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi

[Verse 2]
I'll be your girl backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah, 'cause you're my rock star in between the sets
Eyeliner and cigarettes
Shadow is burnt, yellow, dance and we turn
My lashes are dry
Purple teardrops I cry, it don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
'Cause you know that, baby, I

[Chorus]
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
[Bridge]
Real good, we dance in the studio
Snap, snap to that ♥♥♥♥ on the radio
Don't stop for anyone
We're plastic, but we still have fun!

[Chorus]
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Posted 8 July, 2022.
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"oh omori is a good game i like that game"
" o o o omoriiiii auto parts"
~ reputable source ♥♥♥
Posted 8 July, 2022.
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Arms, and the man I sing, who, forc'd by fate,
And haughty Juno's unrelenting hate,
Expell'd and exil'd, left the Trojan shore.
Long labours, both by sea and land, he bore,
And in the doubtful war, before he won
The Latian realm, and built the destin'd town;
His banish'd gods restor'd to rites divine,
And settled sure succession in his line,
From whence the race of Alban fathers come,
And the long glories of majestic Rome.
O Muse! the causes and the crimes relate;
What goddess was provok'd, and whence her hate;
For what offence the Queen of Heav'n began
To persecute so brave, so just a man;
Involv'd his anxious life in endless cares,
Expos'd to wants, and hurried into wars!
Can heav'nly minds such high resentment show,
Or exercise their spite in human woe?

Against the Tiber's mouth, but far away,
An ancient town was seated on the sea;
A Tyrian colony; the people made
Stout for the war, and studious of their trade:
Carthage the name; belov'd by Juno more
Than her own Argos, or the Samian shore.
Here stood her chariot; here, if Heav'n were kind,
The seat of awful empire she design'd.
Yet she had heard an ancient rumour fly,
(Long cited by the people of the sky,)
That times to come should see the Trojan race
Her Carthage ruin, and her tow'rs deface;
Nor thus confin'd, the yoke of sov'reign sway
Should on the necks of all the nations lay.
She ponder'd this, and fear'd it was in fate;
Nor could forget the war she wag'd of late
For conqu'ring Greece against the Trojan state.
Besides, long causes working in her mind,
And secret seeds of envy, lay behind;
Deep graven in her heart the doom remain'd
Of partial Paris, and her form disdain'd;
The grace bestow'd on ravish'd Ganymed,
Electra's glories, and her injur'd bed.
Each was a cause alone; and all combin'd
To kindle vengeance in her haughty mind.
For this, far distant from the Latian coast
She drove the remnants of the Trojan host;
And sev'n long years th' unhappy wand'ring train
Were toss'd by storms, and scatter'd thro' the main.
Such time, such toil, requir'd the Roman name,
Such length of labour for so vast a frame.

Now scarce the Trojan fleet, with sails and oars,
Had left behind the fair Sicilian shores,
Ent'ring with cheerful shouts the wat'ry reign,
And plowing frothy furrows in the main;
When, lab'ring still with endless discontent,
The Queen of Heav'n did thus her fury vent:

"Then am I vanquish'd? must I yield?" said she,
"And must the Trojans reign in Italy?
So Fate will have it, and Jove adds his force;
Nor can my pow'r divert their happy course.
Could angry Pallas, with revengeful spleen,
The Grecian navy burn, and drown the men?
She, for the fault of one offending foe,
The bolts of Jove himself presum'd to throw:
With whirlwinds from beneath she toss'd the ship,
And bare expos'd the bosom of the deep;
Then, as an eagle gripes the trembling game,
The wretch, yet hissing with her father's flame,
She strongly seiz'd, and with a burning wound
Transfix'd, and naked, on a rock she bound.
But I, who walk in awful state above,
The majesty of heav'n, the sister wife of Jove,
For length of years my fruitless force employ
Against the thin remains of ruin'd Troy!
What nations now to Juno's pow'r will pray,
Or off'rings on my slighted altars lay?"

Thus rag'd the goddess; and, with fury fraught.
The restless regions of the storms she sought,
Where, in a spacious cave of living stone,
The tyrant Aeolus, from his airy throne,
With pow'r imperial curbs the struggling winds,
And sounding tempests in dark prisons binds.
This way and that th' impatient captives tend,
And, pressing for release, the mountains rend.
High in his hall th' undaunted monarch stands,
And shakes his scepter, and their rage commands;
Which did he not, their unresisted sway
Would sweep the world before them in their way;
Earth, air, and seas thro' empty space would roll,
And heav'n would fly before the driving soul.
In fear of this, the Father of the Gods
Confin'd their fury to those dark abodes,
And lock'd 'em safe within, oppress'd with mountain loads;
Impos'd a king, with arbitrary sway,
To loose their fetters, or their force allay.
To whom the suppliant queen her pray'rs address'd,
And thus the tenor of her suit express'd:

"O Aeolus! for to thee the King of Heav'n
The pow'r of tempests and of winds has giv'n;
Thy force alone their fury can restrain,
And smooth the waves, or swell the troubled main.
A race of wand'ring slaves, abhorr'd by me,
With prosp'rous passage cut the Tuscan sea;
To fruitful Italy their course they steer,
And for their vanquish'd gods design new temples there.
Raise all thy winds; with night involve the skies;
Sink or disperse my fatal enemies.
Twice sev'n, the charming daughters of the main,
Around my person wait, and bear my train:
Succeed my wish, and second my design;
The fairest, Deiopeia, shall be thine,
And make thee father of a happy line."

To this the god: "'Tis yours, O queen, to will
The work which duty binds me to fulfil.
These airy kingdoms, and this wide command,
Are all the presents of your bounteous hand:
Yours is my sov'reign's grace; and, as your guest,
I sit with gods at their celestial feast;
Raise tempests at your pleasure, or subdue;
Dispose of empire, which I hold from you."

He said, and hurl'd against the mountain side
His quiv'ring spear, and all the god applied.
The raging winds rush thro' the hollow wound,
And dance aloft in air, and skim along the ground;
Then, settling on the sea, the surges sweep,
Raise liquid mountains, and disclose the deep.
South, East, and West with mix'd confusion roar,
And roll the foaming billows to the shore.
The cables crack; the sailors' fearful cries
Ascend; and sable night involves the skies;
And heav'n itself is ravish'd from their eyes.
Loud peals of thunder from the poles ensue;
Then flashing fires the transient light renew;
The face of things a frightful image bears,
And present death in various forms appears.
Struck with unusual fright, the Trojan chief,
With lifted hands and eyes, invokes relief;
And, "Thrice and four times happy those," he cried,
"That under Ilian walls before their parents died!
Tydides, bravest of the Grecian train!
Why could not I by that strong arm be slain,
And lie by noble Hector on the plain,
Or great Sarpedon, in those bloody fields
Where Simois rolls the bodies and the shields
Of heroes, whose dismember'd hands yet bear
The dart aloft, and clench the pointed spear!"

Thus while the pious prince his fate bewails,
Fierce Boreas drove against his flying sails,
And rent the sheets; the raging billows rise,
And mount the tossing vessels to the skies:
Nor can the shiv'ring oars sustain the blow;
The galley gives her side, and turns her prow;
While those astern, descending down the steep,
Thro' gaping waves behold the boiling deep.
Three ships were hurried by the southern blast,
And on the secret shelves with fury cast.
Those hidden rocks th' Ausonian sailors knew:
They call'd them Altars, when they rose in view,
And show'd their spacious backs above the flood.
Three more fierce Eurus, in his angry mood,
Dash'd on the shallows of the moving sand,
And in mid ocean left them moor'd a-land.
Orontes' bark, that bore the Lycian crew,
(A horrid sight!) ev'n in the hero's view,
From stem to stern by waves was overborne:
The trembling pilot, from his rudder torn,
Was headlong hurl'd; thrice round the ship was toss'd,
Then bulg'd at once, and in the deep was lost;
And here and there above the waves were seen
Arms, pictures, precious goods, and floating men.
The stoutest vessel to the storm gave way,
And suck'd thro' loosen'd planks the rushing sea.
Ilioneus was her chief: Alethes old,
Achates faithful, Abas young and bold,
Endur'd not less; their ships, with gaping seams,
Admit the deluge of the briny streams.

Meantime imperial Neptune heard the sound
Of raging billows breaking on the ground.
Displeas'd, and fearing for his wat'ry reign,
He rear'd his awful head above the main,
Serene in majesty; then roll'd his eyes
Around the sp
Posted 8 July, 2022.
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Blood rush to my head lit hot lock
Poppin' off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot

[Verse 1]
Tailpipe draggin', volume blastin', bailin' out my brain
Red light flash, dem stop I smash
Abraxas, hydroplane, massive
Catch this flight flow rainin' madness
Mastered mine and laced
The ave with black cat fish tailin' waves of stratus
Curb right to far left lane
Don't wait for me, if I care
'Bout anything, anywhere
Losin' myself, I get the stares
What I'm lookin' at, wasn't there
Wasn't there, wasn't there
Wasn't there, wasn't there
Nothin' out there, can't stay inside
Hit the bar, sleep-deprived
Who drove the car? I'm still alive
Up in smoke, moon was low
How'd you know, didn't say I did
Whose is this? You know what this is
But do you know?
[Chorus]
Get get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head lit hot lock
Poppin' off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot
Fly inside out
Rot dem big shot simp slot ♥♥♥♥ but a one-hit quick stop

[Verse 2]
So many ways to skin the frame
Remember when first got strange
Now I just think it life obey
So what comes next right away
Right away, right away
Right away, right away
Raise the cup, tilt it dry
Come black cloud, cover the sky
Tongue through pupil of your eye
Sickness moves you can't deny
Lickin' through you, mastermind
For mercy, man cry
Yeah, I'm knowin' and you know why
Nail through mental ever dem try
Pigeon hole me get crucified
Can't clone this edge
What's it cost to lose your head
Wit out end up lost
Should be askin' where's the safe
Born with a ski mask on my face
[Chorus]
Get get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head lit hot lock
Poppin' off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot
Uh, yeah

[Verse 3]
Lycanthropic manic cycles
Fire water, burnin' bibles
Wake up ragin', call a taxi
Take me to the nearest city
Cell light up, yeah get at me
Make it quick though, blood, I'm busy
Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy
Drilled a hole into my head
Pierced the bone and felt the breeze
Lift my thoughts out dem sick bed
Wit a pair of crow skeleton wings
Know nothin' since then it seems
Been floatin' through the nexus threadin' dreams
But did you know?
Yo

[Chorus]
Get get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head lit hot lock
Poppin' off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot
Get get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head lit hot lock
Poppin' off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought botGet get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head lit hot lock
Poppin' off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot

[Verse 1]
Tailpipe draggin', volume blastin', bailin' out my brain
Red light flash, dem stop I smash
Abraxas, hydroplane, massive
Catch this flight flow rainin' madness
Mastered mine and laced
The ave with black cat fish tailin' waves of stratus
Curb right to far left lane
Don't wait for me, if I care
'Bout anything, anywhere
Losin' myself, I get the stares
What I'm lookin' at, wasn't there
Wasn't there, wasn't there
Wasn't there, wasn't there
Nothin' out there, can't stay inside
Hit the bar, sleep-deprived
Who drove the car? I'm still alive
Up in smoke, moon was low
How'd you know, didn't say I did
Whose is this? You know what this is
But do you know?
[Chorus]
Get get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head lit hot lock
Poppin' off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot
Fly inside out
Rot dem big shot simp slot ♥♥♥♥ but a one-hit quick stop

[Verse 2]
So many ways to skin the frame
Remember when first got strange
Now I just think it life obey
So what comes next right away
Right away, right away
Right away, right away
Raise the cup, tilt it dry
Come black cloud, cover the sky
Tongue through pupil of your eye
Sickness moves you can't deny
Lickin' through you, mastermind
For mercy, man cry
Yeah, I'm knowin' and you know why
Nail through mental ever dem try
Pigeon hole me get crucified
Can't clone this edge
What's it cost to lose your head
Wit out end up lost
Should be askin' where's the safe
Born with a ski mask on my face
[Chorus]
Get get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head lit hot lock
Poppin' off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot
Uh, yeah

[Verse 3]
Lycanthropic manic cycles
Fire water, burnin' bibles
Wake up ragin', call a taxi
Take me to the nearest city
Cell light up, yeah get at me
Make it quick though, blood, I'm busy
Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy
Drilled a hole into my head
Pierced the bone and felt the breeze
Lift my thoughts out dem sick bed
Wit a pair of crow skeleton wings
Know nothin' since then it seems
Been floatin' through the nexus threadin' dreams
But did you know?
Yo

[Chorus]
Get get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head lit hot lock
Poppin' off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot
Get get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head lit hot lock
Poppin' off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot
Posted 8 July, 2022.
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id sooner rip my testicles off my groin and eat them with mayonaise than play this game ever again holy balls its so bad
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I could talk baout this game for hours! Where do i even begin? Well, i suppose i will start with the obvious-- The McDonald’s McRib is a perfectly mediocre sandwich wrapped in an intoxicating aura of rarity and mystique. Is it as good as the legends say? Of course not. It’s a mystery meat sandwich encased in pungent barbecue ooze. But ultimately, it’s as hard to separate the McRib’s mythical status as it is to remove the sauce stains that wound up everywhere.

McDonald’s brought the hard-to-find sandwich back to menus this week, so get ready to hear a lot of opinions that you don’t care about -- kind of like the Spotify Year In Review in sandwich form.

McDonald’s McRib

The McRib is your vagrant and capricious uncle who you only see once every few years. Sure, he’s a little weird, but you love Uncle McRib. Everything’s fun when he’s around. You get to stay up late, eat ice cream for breakfast and apparently pour a bathtub full of barbecue sauce onto a sandwich.

But then you wake up the next day and there are tire marks from an ATV on your lawn, $100 in cable fees for boxing pay-per-views in your mail and sauce stains that you’re still cleaning up a month later.

The McRib works as a sort of Bigfoot of the fast food industry. It’s fun to think it’s out there and even chase after it. But what do you do once you find Bigfoot? You take a picture, move on with your day and then realize that it smells way worse than you realized it did.

So what does it taste like?

This sandwich has smell. It has so much smell.

Long before you ever get a chance to open the bag and examine the contents, the scent of the barbecue sauce is already working its way through every barrier between itself and your nose. No bag, box or mask will stop it. It’s like the cartoonish tendrils of scent that make Looney Tunes characters float up and get pulled toward the scent of a pie. Except in this instance, it’s a Kool-Aid Man full of barbecue sauce breaking through your car window and shooting you with a Super Soaker of tangy brown syrup-perfume.

In principle, the sandwich is fine. There’s a nice roll that’s soft and chewy. The pickles and onions add a nice contrast of flavor and texture. The pork patty tastes like pork, barely. Unfortunately, nothing in the sandwich is secure, slipping and sliding between the buns like the toppings on a poorly cooked pizza.

Everything about this sandwich is tied to the sauce. You don’t taste it as much as your tongue gets yelled at.

The “tangy” sauce has some good elements, but it hits way too hard to work with anything else. It’s like playing a marimba with a sledgehammer.

The actual “McRib” patty is a pressed patty of rib meat of questionable origin. It’s a little unnerving in how soft and loosely bound it is. The meat almost crumbles like hamburger as you chew. But it does taste like pork, carrying a nice meaty flavor once you manage to pick it out of the otherwise busy sandwich.

So is it any good?

This sandwich is a roller coaster. If you want to hop on for the ride of overbearing flavor that is the sauce, you might like it. Once that gets under control, there’s a solid-tasting pork patty in there with a couple of nice toppings and a bun.

If not, the McRib is going to take your taste buds through a miserable whirlwind of loops and corkscrews while your tongue hangs on for dear life.

The final word

There’s a good sandwich in here somewhere. But here’s the thing: I don’t think this should be a pork sandwich.

Listen, I shouldn’t have to tell you that the McRib is not a naturally occurring shape of meat. It’s like a chicken nugget. There’s more stuff happening to the meat than you probably want to know about.

So if it’s just going to get blasted with barbecue sauce and pork flavoring, why even use pork. There are plenty of meat substitutes that could work here. The McRib does not do a great job of copying the texture of actual pork. It’s way too loose and crumbly.

At this rate, McDonald’s should just partner with one of those faux-meat companies and start selling the McFib.
Posted 8 July, 2022.
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it was a day like any other, i was enjoying myself playing a refreshing ass game of legayal legends, anyway this game be like if a poop grew legs.
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