i seen this dude lick a wet toilet seat in a public bathroom of a waffle house exactly at 2 in the morning and this man.... started bugging out saying stuff like "OOGI GING GONG" while whipping the POOP from his face. it was almost like he snapped back, he goes "hey heres my business card" and walks away. i took his card, that still had PARTICULATES of the atrocity that occurred not even 1 minute ago on the card. i read the card and it lead me here, what could he possibly want? you might be asking... what do i have to do with his poop fetish?