-Instagram:
1. lord_goonerius (for high-quality memes and satire)
2. william.von.goonerius (for philosophy and written work)
3. tilliam.lindemann (private)

-Uplay:
Lord_Goonerius

-Clash Of Clans:
Engländer 3.

-Battle.net :
LGoonerius

-Reddit:
Lord_Goonerius

-Discord:
Lord William von Goonerius#3543

-Twitter:
el Goonerius

-Real Life:
Friends of mine call me "Liam"


Mainly, I play shooters (First person) and open world games. Some of the games I play are:

-Elder Scrolls games
-Fallout games
-The Witcher games
-Wolfenstein games
-Valve games (especially those surrounding Half Life)
-Minecraft
-Call of Duty (multiplayer): World at War, WW2, Modern Warfare 2, Modern Warfare (2019)
-Call of Duty (story): all Modern Warfare games, all ww2 themed cods, Black Ops 1 and 2
-Call of Duty (Co-op): Black Ops 1 Zombies, Black Ops 2 Zombies
-Rainbow Six siege
-Mount Your Friends
-Tabletop Simulator


-Highest rank I've ever reached: Legendary Eagle Master

-Lowest rank I've ever reached: Silver 2

-Current rank: Expired

-Highest inventory worth: 1300€ (all cashed out)(probably over 2000 by today's skin values)

-Favorite maps: none, I play all (eventhough Agency and Vertigo have a special place in my heart)

-Team: Gooner Gang, since the Great Reunion Of 2019 anew a part of T-Bay 42069

-Favorite E-Sport teams: FaZe Clan and NIP (no longer supporter)

-Favorite players: Guardian and FalleN (no longer supporter)

- Currently uninstalled only playing it because its one of the only things I can do with my homies in quarantine last played: 22nd July 2021

Knife History:

M9 bayonet safari mesh ft
Falchion knife Scorched ft:
Bowie knife safari mesh ft (sold)
m9 bayonet safari mesh mw (sold)
m9 bayonet boreal forest mw (sold)
M9 bayonet Doppler fn (sold)
M9 Bayonet (sold)
M9 Bayonet Boreal Forest (sold)
Karambit safari mesh mw (sold)
Karambit Boreal Forest mw
(many knives I bought and sold, can't remember everyone lmao)
M9 Bayonet Marble fade fn
Karambit Lore ft
Karambit autotronic ft
m9 bayonet marble fade fn
m9 Bayonet Gamma Doppler
M9 Bayonet
M9 Bayonet Gamma Doppler
Bowie Knife


-Highest rank I've ever reached: Gold 2

-Lowest rank I've ever reached: Copper 4 (would even be Copper 5 by today's standards lmao)

-Main operator in attack: Buck (with DMR and grenades), Blackbeard (with SCAR and breaching charges), Thatcher (L85 with breaching charges), Capitao (M249)

-Main operator in defence: Kapkan (with SMG and C4), Doc (with MP5 and barbed wire), Bandit (with MP7 and C4) and Jäger (HK416 with shield)

-k/d: 1,0

-w/l: 1,1

-level: somethin above 135 lmao

-last played: April 2020


some of the titles I hold include, but are not limited to:

- Lord of the Lordic Empire of New Goonerius and Sturmenikanien
- Wächter der Auszeitecke
- Liam02
- MrSpost33
- der miese Walise
- der flotte Schotte
- der schlackse Anglosachse
- der Baske mit der Maske
- der souveräne Däne
- der wahre Bulgare
- Prof. Dr. Lothar H. Wheeler
- der klare Tartare
- Jemand, Sohn von Mutter
- der keusche Deutsche
- der Wächter der Auszeitecke
- der Franzose ohne Hose
- der Franzose mit Latzhose
- der Schwabe mit Rabe
- der kranke Franke
- der stusse Russe
- Ukrainer und Schlawiner
- der Reimende und Keimende
- der Nomade
- Scout
- Charisma 1 (approved by Pashalis)
- Badass-Novize
- der nicht so schwache Kasache
- der Chinese mit dem Käse
- der Chinese ohne Käse
- der Zypriote mit ner Chillischote
- der blaue Tänzer
- der P2000-Mann
- ultimativer Steuerhinter
- 1x Vynnischer Ehrenpreis "Sieger des Herzens"-Gewinner
- Bad Boll Brigant
- Rumänien Renegat
- Balkan Trommler
- Kieselsteinkonsument
- Hornyus Whora
- the Historian
- Gunny
- Bernd Hornykel
-The Bloke From Ethics
- An Odd Fellow And Mischevious Scoundrel


Only the most epic and most honourable people are awarded the title "Knight of Goonerius", a title that can be given or taken solely by the Goonerian Holder Of Various Titles Lord William Kasimir Aedrianne von Goonerius himself. The current list of Knights of Goonerius includes, but is not limited to:

- Hamm
- Pferdt
- Schulte
- Haussmann
- Merz
- Nopper
- Vlad
- Bitterer
- Vlads Vater (Michael)
- Luis
- Milo
- Österreicher
- Freund des Österreichers
- Dieter
- Burger King Angestellter #1
- Burger King Angesteller #2
- Dennis
- Dome
- Vyn
- Raven
- Matthias
- Jonathan
- Nick
- Pasi
- Quentin
- Dönermann
- Mantz
- Nebert
- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
- Alex
- Alex (♥♥♥♥♥)
- Thomas
- Lars
- Bay
- Siebert
- Oberländer
- Cajar
- Shotbringer (Pete)
- naked Martin
- Takeo Ischi
- Dennis
- Rocco
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Martin Luther King
- Martin Luther
- Vermin Supreme
- Bill Nye
- Filthy Frank
- FHRITP Guy
- Wilhelm Blumberg
- Egg kid
- Sascha Huber
- Helge Braun
- Bootleg Quentin
- Bootleg Liam
- Bootleg Mantz
- Gordon Ramsay


- Ferien in Goonerien
- The Goonerians Prayer
- Memekampf
- Goonerius Rex
- Dank Division
- The Price of a Meme
- 7 Layers of Irony
- Posting dank Memes
- Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
- Schorndorfs Rift
- We meet at Bäcker
- Memo Forte
- About that Meme
- ♥♥♥♥♥♥
- Dankstorm
- The Attack of the Dank Memes
- Goonerian Rhapsody
- TBAY
- Feel Libertarian
- On Site (feat. Goonyer West)



-nickname: "the Retardaded"
-Goonerian Holder of Various Titles (GHOVT), highest title being the Lord of the Lordic Empire of New Goonerius and Sturmenikanien
-meme machine and meme artist
-very often sarcastic and ironic (so please don't take everything I say serious)
-writer
-poet
-philosopher
-satirist
-activist
-hobby psychologist
-hobby historian
-hobby politician
-hobby geographer
-hobby photographer
-ideology: Goonerism (self-made ideology which includes but is not limited to humanism, left-wing liberalism and internationalism)
-religion: Goonerian Christianity
-ethnicity: Goonerian
-living in: Germony
-native languages: English, German
-additional languages: French (not good)
-age: twenne one
-sports: running and lifting (I also enjoy football, eventhough I barely play it anymore. My favorite club is Arsenal, eventhough Im not as interested in professional football anymore)
-favorite music: most of my favorite music is metal, but I also listen to a lot of non-metal stuff
-theme songs:
Anthem - Bring Me The Horizon
Pyhäa Ma - Turmion Kätilöt
Ferien in Algerien - Knorkator
Bergvagabunden - Takeo Ischi
-other relevant people: my buddy Ludwig Goonerius


Dom
Aus Cleebronn
Hat mal im Lotto gewonn'
und kauft sich davon ein
Karamellbonbon