WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK HISS HISS HISS, I'M FEELING A LITTLE EXTRA WOLFY TODAY, BECAUSE OF THE FULL MOON THAT'S SUPPOSED TO OCCUR TONIGHT BARK BARK BA- I CAN ALREADY FEEL MYSELF TRANSFORMING AND GETTING MORE IN TOUCH WITH MY "SHADOW RIVER CLAN" WOLF INSTINCTS wolf transformation process MY EYES TURN A FEARSOME SHADE OF YELLOW AND MY FANGS SHARPEN AW-A-A-AWOOOOOOOOOOOO, EVERYBODY STAY BACK AND GET ON MY NICE SIDE, UNLESS YOU WANT MY FLEAS AND A PAIR OF WOLF FANG SHAPED BITE MARKS IN YOUR ARMS, but don't worry Jake, I won't attack you AHE HEE HEE HAE, LOVE ME