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ㅤ* The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
ㅤ* A policeman stops a woman and asks for her licence.
"Madam", he says, "It says here that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well", replies the woman, "I have contacts."
"Listen, love", says the copper, "I don't care who you know; You're nicked!"
ㅤ* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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