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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 9:21am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 5:28am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 5:31am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 7:31am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 7:49am

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 8:05am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 8:17am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 8:20am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 8:38am

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 8:46am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 8:53am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 9:02am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 9:27am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 9:31am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 12:00pm

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 2:35pm

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 3:26pm

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 2:53pm

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 3:31pm

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 3:08pm

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 3:14pm

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 1:23am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 1:31am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 1:52am

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 5:26am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 5:44am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 9:14am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 9:42am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 9:58am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 11:48am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 10:10am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 1:28am



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.