Windows NT Beer: Comes in 32-oz. cans, but you can only buy it by the
truckload. This causes most people to have to go out and buy bigger
refrigerators. The can looks just like Windows 3.1 Beer's, but the
company promises to change the can to look just like Windows 95 Beer's --
after Windows 95 beer starts shipping. Touted as an "industrial strength"
beer, and suggested only for use in bars.
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The Official MBA Handbook on business cards:
Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm,
Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India" or "Director of Corporate
Planning."
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"Oh no, not again."

- A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death.
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Mal: "Wave your arms around, jump up and down, divert the navsats to the
transmitter, whatever."

Wash: "Divert the navsats to-- Right! Because teenage pranks are fun when
you're about to die!"
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+rep pecinta tempik tapi maho

smurf

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CCD