jam.sammich
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last played on 27 Nov
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last played on 14 Nov
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76561199544253597 27 Jul @ 8:22am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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Jordyn ♪ 17 Nov, 2018 @ 9:58pm 
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.
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Whoa...I did a 'zcat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio' and I think I heard God...
-- mikecd on #Linux

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'Nothing works against magic. Except stronger magic. And then the only thing that beats stronger magic is even stronger magic. And the next thing you know...'
'Phooey?'
(Sourcery)

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If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
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"my mother ran away before I was born".
(Sourcery)
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The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
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Stay the curse.
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Tom Tucker: Coming up next: Can bees think? A new study indicates that no, they cannot.
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A pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature...
Raich 14 Oct, 2018 @ 6:33pm 
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Huels 14 Oct, 2018 @ 6:27pm 
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Joseph 19 Feb, 2018 @ 3:11pm 
+rep gave me a free gun.
BigKirbyPuff 17 Apr, 2016 @ 6:52pm 
Jam Jam Jam Jam Jam Jam........Jelly.......o_O