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warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing
the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
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Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
-- Mae West
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Love the sea? I dote upon it -- from the beach.
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She often gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it).
-- Lewis Carroll
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I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton
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Anything cut to length will be too short.
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F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!
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Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad.
-- Rob Pike
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If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
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