Just got my nippiles pierced with my daughter (OUCH haha). My ex-wife who normally hates me said it would look good on me so I got it because if your enemies compliment you then you're doing something right. Anyway, I got in a tussle at Claires because they said it wasn't appropriate for a grown man to get his nipples pierced at a store targeted to children which got me fuming. So mad I pushed the Claires employee "helping me" through the glass pane. She ended up getting her femarel artery cut and nearly bled out. Nevertheless I picked up the the piercing gun (that was covered in blood because she was holding it the ENTIRE time she fell through the glass pane) and shot both my nipples and my daughters before running out of the store and the mall. I'm sure the mall has security cameras so I doubt I'm able to ever go back. Will be posting pictures of mine and my daughers new piercings on my Facebook wall tonight.
-Timbob

free austin, some say he has been grounded by his manipulative girlfriend for 401 days...

while im mastering the blade, youre jerk circling with your football teammates
while im channeling my inner peace, youre getting sloppy head from the short bus gang
while im learning my enemys every move, youre bullying the chess club into suicide
and now the barbarians are at the gate and you have the audacity to ask me for help?
and so i ask you Austin , do you still want to insult my csgo skill? didnt think so

bought a gram thinking it was weed for $500 and it turns out it was just mccormick oregano leaves. ♥♥♥♥♥ annoying but whatever ill just use for my planters warts.

I hope one day we can look back and remember all the good times we once had together. I remember you skipping your grandparents funeral just to play one last flying scoutsman. or when you entirely skipped your last chemotherapy, putting you in full relapse, just to help me finish my Minecraft garden. Can't forget when you lent me your next six months mortgage payments just so I could get some GTA 5 shark cash.. and me? I was right beside you when your wife was filing divorce during foreclosure.. looking back it was totally worth buying every nightclub in the game, some of the best times of my life.... from the bottom of my heart. You're what it means to be a GREAT friend....

i know we havnt talked in a while but...i finally got those tickets we talked about for the faze meet and greet... what happened to us? ever since i bailed on getting that fortnite golden scar pénís tattoo (the one we promised eachother we would get together) right after you got yours you havent said a word to me... if its because i jokingly made a distasteful cooking joke im sorry... just message me back... i miss u