Top ten letters I jerk off to:
10. J - Just average, doesn't stand out from the rest as much as the others on this list, but stands out from 16 of them at least. Gets my ♥♥♥♥ hard quicker than them at least.

9. G - Sounds kind of ugly and fat, but a very loyal girlfriend to me. Also sounds like it gives you the sloppiest of blowjobs.

8. V - Very slick, hot, but a bimbo co-worker that doesn't pay attention to you. Vanessa (hot name) starts with it so, that's a plus.

7. B - Speaking of bimbo and blonde, B is definitely the second hottest consonant letter. Sometimes I print 72pt, hang on my wall and jerk off to it.

6. F - The word 'female' starts out with it, so that alone turns me on. The sexiest consonant in my opinion. Very effeminate. That's about it for the consonants though, rest is all vowels.

5. U - Kinda goofy, but I like it for that. It's kinda like an autistic chubby girl who wipes her snot on the table. Definitely weakest of the vowels though.

4. I - Kinda lanky, but little dot on the lowercase makes me nut hard as ♥♥♥♥. It's alright.

3. E - Now it's getting good. If I'll be frank with you, I'd plunge it's middle prong in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and jerk off. It's so good but not nearly as good as...

2. O - It's curvy, it has a big hole in the middle and it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phat. What's not to love? I waste tons of ♥♥♥ everyday jerking off to O.

A - My sweet, sweet queen. A is the Alpha woman, wearing a latex gimp suit with a whip on her hand, whipping my ♥♥♥♥. And I love being the sissy sub ♥♥♥ of my queen.

wants to eat my legs...

wierd guy

+rep striker

+rep his feet smells nice