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51.3 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
A masterwork game that combines speed and skillful platforming to create an unforgettable experience.
Posted 28 January.
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513.2 hrs on record
Yeah, it's great. Play this game to instantly love men.
Posted 8 January.
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28.5 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
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Really fun
Posted 6 January.
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6.4 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
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I'm going to be honest, the game sucks. The claw puzzle is annoying, the game is horribly balanced, players can't do anything once their captured, you can't hold private servers despite the button being right there, the jumps feel awful, the monsters have abilities that are hard to read or just plain don't feel good on the player end of things, the game is just plain bad.
I'm playing it because I'm having fun with my friends, but I'm never going to boot it up with playing a random match as my goal. If you want a good asymetrical horror, either play Dead By Daylight, or cook something up in vrchat, theres a few good asymetrical horror games in there.
Posted 16 November, 2024.
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4.0 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
This game is a hideous hack of an engine that's simultaneously one of the worst gaming experiences and best games I've played. I'd say don't get it, but I feel like people really should try to experience this game.

Just remember apon startup, Metastrum, Metastrum, Metastrum.
Posted 24 September, 2024.
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13.6 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
A solid movement shooter published by Apogee. If this isn't a comeback, I don't know what is.
Posted 4 April, 2024.
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41.9 hrs on record (39.7 hrs at review time)
It's really good.
Posted 19 March, 2024.
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1.4 hrs on record
It's a good demo to Peggle Delux. Plus it's free. What more is there to want? Also the integration of the orange box stuff is really funny.
Posted 12 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.0 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Risk of Rain but better. Play risk of rain for the mods, play Returns for everything else. If hoppo had the money they made to make this game back when making ror1, ror1 would look exactly like this.
Posted 3 December, 2023.
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73.9 hrs on record (36.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
People are upset that the funny monkey game is now worth 20 bucks. I am not people, and am excited, since this will mean less hackers.
Posted 9 December, 2022.
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