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🎁 * 🎽 * 🚙 * 🏀 * 👹 * 🥞 * 🐟 * 🎄 * 📗 * 💗 * 👑 * 🍆 * 💚 * 🌽 * 🚘 * 🌂
ㅤ* My love life is like a fairy tale—it's grim.
ㅤ* The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
ㅤ* How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
🥗 * 👳 * 🌋 * 🍆 * 🔋 * 💗 * 🌏 * 🎁 * 🌂 * 🐝 * 🎫 * 🐊 * 🍇 * 📕 * 🥒 * 🚕
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*