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There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to
do it over.
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A: Chicken Teriyaki.
Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?
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Personally, I think my choice in the mostest-superlative-computer wars has to
be the HP-48 series of calculators. They'll run almost anything. And if they
can't, while I'll just plug a Linux box into the serial port and load up the
HP-48 VT-100 emulator.
(By [email protected], Jeff Dege)
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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there
*for the rest of your life*.
-- Jim Samuels
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Snoopy: No problem is so big that it can't be run away from.
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to be nobody but yourself in a world
which is doing its best night and day
to make you like everybody else
means to fight the hardest battle
any human being can fight and
never stop fighting.
-- e.e. cummings
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