Recent reviews by Kid Named Finger

rock and stone, simple as

Only reaseon I giv this game thumbs down is cuz the granny doesntt breast feeed the babiess. This feature needs to be addoed befire its workth the monie.

Me:
*chases ball* *chases ball* *chases ball* HITS BALL *chases ball* *chases ball* *chases ball* MISSES BALL *chases ball* *chases ball* *chases ball* SURRENDERS

This game is too easy. Please make it a fairer fight to the other team. You have to make my car slower or somethin

i choose monke virus, thought i was going to see sex cuz aids but no it was just greenland ruining my speedrun to be fastest player to win EVER. This game is for the strong minded, the clicking of bubbles is the hardest feature it is completely not fair, they are to fast .

I take over iran in a single night (gone sexual!!!) then I take troops from iran to fight my wars in my home lands. WHY because they are disposable and a good way to up my body count. Keep it 100

Me a gangsta, I don't clean my room and my mom beats me up for it, but i clean this video game house becaise i am gaming. My mom can't tell me that I can't go pro. Frick her. i'll show her

You can't have the sex with the t-rex , devs need to hurry it up for girl t-rexs cuz no gay. Legit not worth the money cuz it got no sex.

I have a rock. I lock eyes with another naked man on the beach. it looks like we're gonna fight it; bear fight, bare-handed, bare-NAKED?!

random teammate be like= あなたは愚かを吸う

me= : ( )

ball go sploosh , teammate goes ppppsb pppbd pucire you could have caught that pppsdsb d u m y