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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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A GAMER IS AN ASCENDED BEING THAT IS THE PRODUCT OF MILLIONS OF YEARS OF FINE TUNED EVOLUTION LEADING TO A SPECIMEN THAT IS NEITHER HUMAN NOR GOD. THE PERFECT BALANCE BETWEEN MAN AND MONSTER. A GAMER IS THE APOTHEOSIS OF EVOLUTION. I AM A GAMER.

IF YOU CUT ME I'LL BLEED GFUEL. BUT YOU'LL NEVER CUT ME BECAUSE MY REFLEXES ARE TOO STRONG DUE TO GAMING

WHAT IS THE MOST USED MUSCLES IN A GAMERS BODY? THE MIND OVER TEN BILLION SYNAPTIC SCOOTERS ALL FIRING AT THE SAME TIME EVERY SECOND KEPT HEALTHY BY THE CARBOHYDRATES DUE TO DORITOS

A GAMERS SENSES ARE THREE TIMES AS STRONG AS AN AVERAGE HUMAN BEINGS. WE CAN SMELL THE FUTURE. WE CAN TASTE YOUR PANTIES GETTING WET FROM MILES AWAY

WHEN WE EJACULATE OUR ♥♥♥ CONTAINS 16GB OF RAM. IF PROFESSOR UTONIUM WERE TO CREATE GAMERS INSTEAD OF POWER PUFF GIRLS HE'D USE SUGAR SPICE AND THE ELDER SCROLLS SERIES.

A GAMER IS AN ASCENDED BEING THAT IS THE PRODUCT OF MILLIONS OF YEARS OF FINE TUNED EVOLUTION LEADING TO A SPECIMEN THAT IS NEITHER HUMAN NOR GOD. THE PERFECT BALANCE BETWEEN MAN AND MONSTER. A GAMER IS THE APOTHEOSIS OF EVOLUTION. I AM A GAMER.

IF YOU CUT ME I'LL BLEED GFUEL. BUT YOU'LL NEVER CUT ME BECAUSE MY REFLEXES ARE TOO STRONG DUE TO GAMING

WHAT IS THE MOST USED MUSCLES IN A GAMERS BODY? THE MIND OVER TEN BILLION SYNAPTIC SCOOTERS ALL FIRING AT THE SAME TIME EVERY SECOND KEPT HEALTHY BY THE CARBOHYDRATES DUE TO DORITOS

A GAMERS SENSES ARE THREE TIMES AS STRONG AS AN AVERAGE HUMAN BEINGS. WE CAN SMELL THE FUTURE. WE CAN TASTE YOUR PANTIES GETTING WET FROM MILES AWAY

WHEN WE EJACULATE OUR ♥♥♥ CONTAINS 16GB OF RAM. IF PROFESSOR UTONIUM WERE TO CREATE GAMERS INSTEAD OF POWER PUFF GIRLS HE'D USE SUGAR SPICE AND THE ELDER SCROLLS SERIES.