After a good game of Dota 2, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We started chatting, and over the next couple of months, we became good friends. There was plenty of banter, countless great Dota matches, and, most importantly, a genuine friendship.

I invited him to my house for a Dota LAN party. He said he was coming, and I was really looking forward to finally meeting him in person.

When he arrived at my house, things took an unexpected turn. He pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I could feel his... excitement pressing against my leg. Shocked, I punched him and knocked him out with a single hit. Turns out, he was gay.

Lesson learned: don’t trust this guy.

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