I'm not really from Sweden, but because my country is too boring,
I chose a better one. I chose the country that I like more.






My most esteemed and patient reader, it is with a mixture of amusement and a touch of regret that I must inform you that the sole purpose of your engagement with this lengthy and elaborate missive has been to arrive at the realization that this text holds no substantive value or meaningful content. Indeed, I have artfully contrived this composition purely to occupy your valuable time and to lead you to the understanding that your diligent perusal of these words has been, alas, in vain. Thus, I humbly beg your pardon for this frivolous imposition upon your esteemed attention and for the unwarranted expenditure of your precious moments.