Its him! The guy...

Have you watched the lord of the rings, man? Yeah? If you remember there’s this little dude, Gollum, he’s a ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ genius man. Eats nothing but raw meat, fish; dudes got his paleo diet down to an art, man. Bear-crawls everywhere, rock-climbing, dude’s athletic as ♥♥♥♥. He should not look as scrawny as he does, he should be one scary looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, all muscle. No offense to Tolkien but he doesn’t know ♥♥♥♥ about fitness. I’ve started eating live fish and bear crawling everywhere, and I gotta tell ya I feel incredible, best shape I’ve ever been in. I’m telling you, man, Gollum’s like a Hobbit chimpanzee.

have u heard of deez mama?

The Man himself. +Rep

big man dan rep+