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thoughtful people whose only minor failing is a tendency, after one drink,
to rush at enemies screaming "Arrrrrrgh!" and axing their legs off at the
knee.
(Guards! Guards!)
🤥
Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish.
-- Darrell Royal
😶
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course,
you are an exceptionally good liar.
-- Jerome K. Jerome
😚
Lensmen eat Jedi for breakfast.
🙄
Peter: It's OK, Meg. Your mom is full of Christmas cheer and enough tranquilizer to take down an elephant.
🙂
Oh, when I was in love with you,
Then I was clean and brave,
And miles around the wonder grew
How well did I behave.
And now the fancy passes by,
And nothing will remain,
And miles around they'll say that I
Am quite myself again.
-- A. E. Housman
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