Yeah so obviously, there's a r a p i s t in Bikini Bottom

500k or bust

sex

Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my ♥♥♥♥ and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my ♥♥♥♥ and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my ♥♥♥♥ and one hand on my phone, yeah
another night on my own, yeah
(Titties) stuck in my home, yeah
(Balls) sitting alone
One hand on my ♥♥♥♥ and one hand on my phone, yeah

*We've been trying to reach you about your aircraft's extended warranty*

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.