polka kurva, mat' v kamave

-rep tylko stomil

ty kurwo z zawiszy , tylko LEGIA

-rep you suck

Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll meet them on your way down.
-- Wilson Mizner
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Peter: Hey, Mort, do these suppositories come in any other flavors?
Mort Goldman: Peter! You're not eating those, are you?
Peter: [sarcastically] No, I'm shoving them up my butt. Of course I'm eating them.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
-- Lily Tomlin
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For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme. ___.
When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged
him to do so. "No, no," he said: "if I did, where should I have to
spend my evenings?"
-- Chamfort
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Uh-oh -- I've let the cat out of the bag. Let me, then, straightforwardly
state the thesis I shall now elaborate: Making variations on a theme is
really the crux of creativity.
-- Douglas R. Hofstadter, "Metamagical Themas"
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+najebany wojakiem