i must also add, when he does leave his skids, they turn hard and are often left with dingleberries, better known as whinnets, and complains that his bumhole is itchy when he does not clean it properly, he uses single ply toilet paper that he has stolen from work and complains that when he wipes sometimes he gets an uninvited finger (this might be his mum)

-rep his mum was shouting at him for drinking all the yakluts and then complains there is bottles all over the floor and he is not wiping his skids off the toilet bowl after his 3 oclock poo, which i must add, is vulgar. shoutout to his mum for putting up with his skids and yakult farts

-even more rep he does a poo at 3 oclock

-extra rep he farts when his ma shouts at him

-rep his mum shouts at him for being too loud at half 2 in the afternoon

*pats on head*