Hey, It's Tyler from the Big Penis Club (BPC). We looked at your application and measurements and are ashamed to tell you didn't quite make the cut. As for why, your flaccid size is ~1.5 inches and though you have a mighty 2 times that when erect, the size involved that makes that rate is just too low. Try again some other time, we'd be happy to have you.

Hey, It's Tyler from the Big Penis Club (BPC). We looked at your application and measurements and are ashamed to tell you didn't quite make the cut. As for why, your flaccid size is ~1.5 inches and though you have a mighty 2 times that when erect, the size involved that makes that rate is just too low. Try again some other time, we'd be happy to have you.

could you like stop joining my games and calling me a gorilla and making monkey noises? all I said was that I like Kendrick Lamar more than Logic.
+rep