"You know something? I really hate people! They're selfish, ignorant, loud obnoxious pricks, with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I mean really, look at all they've achieved! Genocide, global warming, reality TV, and just a never ending parade of failures and ♥♥♥♥ ups! They are, without question, a complete write-off of a species, and how dare you make me care about them!"