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ㅤ* Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the landlord. "I'll have a glass of blood", said one. "I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other. "Okay", replied the landlord, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
ㅤ* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
ㅤ* Deja Vu – When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...