has fingers the size of bratwursts

BOT ??

needs industrial paint roller to apply sunscreen

I’ve jerked off to the vampire girl from hotel Transylvania a total of 214 times. All I want in life is to penetrate her pale virgin vampire ♥♥♥♥♥ with my 5.6 inch horse schlong and impregnate her while my dad watches and cheers me on. God just the thought of her sucking the smegma from my foreskin makes me ♥♥♥ my pants. I would literally kill myself tomorrow just to suck a single one of her toes today, why can’t she just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I’ve jerked off to the vampire girl from hotel Transylvania a total of 214 times. All I want in life is to penetrate her pale virgin vampire ♥♥♥♥♥ with my 5.6 inch horse schlong and impregnate her while my dad watches and cheers me on. God just the thought of her sucking the smegma from my foreskin makes me ♥♥♥ my pants. I would literally kill myself tomorrow just to suck a single one of her toes today, why can’t she just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Destiny 2.The grind is extremely nonexistent, and without a solid grasp of theoretical random number generators most of the loot will go over a typical guardians head. There’s also Cayde's funny outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from a non existent back story, for instance. The devs understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these characters, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about loot.