No, I'm not an edater, yes I am in a relationship with someone over the internet, no I've never met them. Yes it's true, we sleep at the same time in a voice call, But I'm not an edater. I'm an elover, an eromantic, an e-enthusiest. I don't just send my nudes willy-nilly, I take my time and develop a strong e-relationship with actual feelings. So don't call me an edater, call me an elover.

Pasta: Carot is a ???? ?????carot??? No ????🍌🥕🥒 She thinks she's a man...but she does NOT HAVE THE EQUIPMENT to be a MAn. So what do they do?🍌🥒🥕To be able- They put it inside you, you rip o you urena retract🍌🥕🥒areas. When they put it (🍌) inside the behind ??????

I’m sorry, sir, but I’m going to have to detain you for violation of the law. According to the 29th amendment to the United States Constitution, all spoken, written, or generally communicated forms of the phrases “uwu”, “owo”, or similar anime-related expressions, are prohibited. The reason for this is suspected psychological and physical effects on others, including cringe and probable loss of faith in humanity for surrounding civilians. The punishment for violating the amendment ranges from a $25,000 fine, or, in case of severe and repeated offense, 15 years in federal prison. Your comment has been reported to the chief of police, and our unit expects to see you at the station no later than Monday. God help your cursed soul.

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So you're going by "softwilly" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though, How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse? That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities is combat?