i shot hot sauce up my ass and jumped around to get it mixed up inside me and then i died and rode my falcon into hell and when i say falcon i mean my ♥♥♥♥ and everyone in hell was like oh ♥♥♥♥ what is that and they see me coming down with these two huge balls it looks like a failed space shuttle with moss and aids, it is absolutely disgusting. repulsed by such gore, the devil himself bans me from hell and begs god to keep me. not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chance. i am banned to a dimension of non existence.

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic bigot sexist lesbian.

When you see this, it's a sign of love, from me to you my dear.